HE IS GREAT AND I MET HIM OVER THE INTERNET JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS TESTIFIED astrid You would never make it outside of your little Havana!! for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ as for the article above, spot on but dont agree with it all, but yes spot on. Explain. var l=new Array(); ovi (3) You want to be promoted in your office. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English! says: what makes this article so funny is that there is quite a bit of truth in it. I agree with you and wish I could also move back. If you want to be uncomfortable go to Miami and stay for more than a week. says: never been to Miami with the right people. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{omogbeghantemple@gmail.com}. Also, having the ability to adapt to a certain culture has to have their rewards. says: Also, back in the 70s, Miami was full of whites and Cubansvery few other minorities and ethnicities. says: Chris, enjoyed reading your thoroughly thought out rant, if one can call it that! var l=new Array(); if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; //= 0; i=i-1){ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Ricky Lying is perfectly fine If people here ever told the truth, youd never know everyone lives at home, leases a BWM, and cant get you into a club. else output += unescape(l[i]); } //= 0; i=i-1){ My old 6th grade teacher taught us, Good, better, best, never let it rest, until you good is better, and your better, is best. Miami is good, and getting better every day. Too many ex and future convicts ruining the beautiful landscape. I type this as I pack my books. George No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. maintaining a positive mental attitude does not abrogate the consequences of these behaviors, even if the perps feel it abrogates their responsibility for same. supply all over the states .just shipping funds is need an balance before the pick up. American & South Americans. The 10 Types of Douchebags You Meet in College else output += unescape(l[i]); Most of the news is about Cubans defrauding the Government, medicare fraud, drugs, illicit business, credit card robbery, real state fraud, insurance frauds, and a huge etc. Our report last week on a meeting to revamp Miami Beachs 41st Street should resonate wherever government decides what an area should be like. An one bedroom apartment can easily run you from 800-2000 dollars which is insane for someone working 10-15 dollars part time (if even that much.). If you react like that it says something. Well Ill be!!! Although its my hometown, and I lived there for 30 years, I would never want to live there again. says: Hello Im 25 years old. Offices are like zoos The only way your workplaces loud music, noisy phone conversations, and Spanglish yelling across cubicles will seem normal is if your previous workplace was a dog kennel. Miami is just the opposite. There arent many book stores in Miami. $8.00 as a security guard. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_rtg4IKvKq5').innerHTML = output; You can email Therapist Oniha of the . says: This was hilarious. Regarding guys trying to fight you if youre 6 ft in a bar - how about PEOPLE TRYING TO START FIGHTS EVERYWHERE YOU GO - on a frequent enough basis to be very disturbing. BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! MOST OF THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU FAKE TESTIMONIES AND FOR YOU TO BEWARE OF THIS AND BEWARE OF THAT ARE BUNCH OF CRAPS AND SCAMS. Thats fine then. Katie Just get used to the fact that we multiply quickly and pretty soon it wont be just Miami. '); Just so they didnt feel unfulfilled, we spent a couple hours in South Beach towards the end of their stay. Yes, the article is pure entertainment, but it does strike some cords of truth in it, even with the undertone of frustration, and anger of the writer. http://ctp.iccas.miami.edu/FOCUS_Web/Issue137.htm, 2nd most stressful city, a multifactorial study: Maybe its just a coincidence that most of the pro-Miami comments on here have the worst grammar and spelling. says: Im Cuban-American, Im a Miami native, and thank you Matt Meltzer, for bursting the bubble of all these DIMSWITS who are hating on this board. Im a local. Nothing about the climate or geography makes it worth putting up with the shallow, sleazy, greedy, self-impressed, boring losers who have pretty much taken over. MARY Darn rip off spine surgeons. I have a cousin who is my age, and is pre-med. Whats the problem about cubans? var output = ''; An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me.. My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and Im happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didnt love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. Ive lived in Miami the past 23 years. The standards of its dialect, really a piss-poor take on English that makes Jamaican patois seem Shakespearean, lower themselves the moment someone decides to make that move, right now baby! [CDATA[ 27. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; It all depends how the reader perceives the article to be and how much humor one has. 3. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) HE DID A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WHICH I WONT REALLY MENTION HERE BUT THE MOST OF WHAT HE DID FOR ME WAS HELP ME OUT OF CANCER . Marina Only got like 20 upvotes. I have seen the rest of the world and it pales in comparison to Miami. UDUKA once again, if you want to reach him via email:(. The people who leave negative comments just prove my points for me, so I never take it seriously. I realize that older men, like dating younger women but when I started seeing older women, doing the same thing Well? Come visit our beautiful states, then go home, you dont have to move in, so they dont get trashed and filled up with crime! For the only thing Cubans are known is they are criminals that lammed from the sunk island that tiptoed around with Fidel. says: LP, specially is a word. kenny hooks I guess what im trying to say here forget about it!let people think what they want, let them do what they do best, talk without keeping an open mind and as the Cubans say, deja que te revales hmmm? says: Miami is a city for losers with no higher aspirations. Miamians are some of the most ignorant, laziest and rudest persons I have ever known. Also lot of them deal drugs. Perhaps the families are to blame? I can only agree with about 40% of this article. If there are that many leases on the road I know they will have it at least. There are a large number a Euro Trash that have come to make money on investments that have no real interest in contributing to the communities that have stayed here because this is there home. Im not suggesting that tourism is not a godsend for the local economy, but it can also be the devil in disguise. 28. (9) Herbal care The Generation's Ten Douchiest Films gave me a very huge joy because this details were not just useful but through DR EWAN my relationship that was heading to a break down was restored and i am proud to say it on this site that i have been successfully married to the man that i have always wanted to marry. Ex Husband document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_VDQ79rYwf4').innerHTML = output; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_J31UlLfiNQ').innerHTML = output; says: HATERRRR! (The infrastructure sucks- plenty of parks that NO ONE uses, because the geniuses running the city dont put shades out anywhere- not even at bus stops.) One of the employers called me Bro, during the interview. gringo myself, I can tell you this is absolutely 100% true. Americanization programs are full of digressions and are not really places in full nor embraced by laws in Florida. WebFormer Miami Dolphins outside linebacker Jason Taylor (99) celebrates after sacking Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (7), during the first half of an NFL football Douchebags IM STILL VERY MUCH INDEBTED TO DR MALAIKA FOR SAVING MY LIFE The saddest part is.. var output = ''; I am Dylan and I am 15 years old. You can name call LOL, but that just shows less intelligence on your part, a conversation without is better! 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This nonchalant attitude towards education then passes down the line and therefore doesnt improve. It has retained its status as the number one cruise/passenger port in the world for well over two decades accommodating the largest cruise ships on the planet. As I have lived and experienced many diverse, and not so diverse locations within the US, and currently living in D.C., it is safe to say that Miami is NOT as diverse as those residents believe. }he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life.his email again is{benedictsolutioncentre@gmail.com}. Douchebag Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com [CDATA[ Frank Rachel I bet your the one who wears popped collar polos and/or skinny jeans here you tool. Last point if you dont speak spanish forget working down there and better not get lost! says: I love this article. (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife Theres a reason people dont stay here, and every Miami apologist Ive ever run accross can never answer when I ask If this place is so great then why is everyone always leaving? And they cant hack it is a cop out. In fact, happy long-term social survival in Miami means quickly spotting douchebags and avoiding them at all costs or dealing with them properly. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Are you a voracious reader? They only thing they know how to do is to survive by any means necessary. Why do they keep shooting at the city once they get to the Ozarks? I know many intelligent people that live here in Miami. Thats why they are ostrized without any hope and making business among them without any chance to resurface from the mud. //]]> if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; GQ: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges | GQ And all of the reasons I couldnt wait to flee back to the U.S. from Miami after getting burnt out from two years! Jc Rodriguez Are you kidding me? says: Stop talking sh$% nigga or Ima knock yo ass. And again, Miami is pretty much a latin country! So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Miami is not really a american city as spanish dominates here. and see how beautiful it is here and want to kick myself for not feeling loving it. Spectacular sunset is correct. Chris Tytell 20. (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. Sure- If you like being drenched in sweat at night, having to shower 8 times a day, and constantly ruin nice clothes with sweat stains.